Guard E Lou
The person responsible for solving the crime
Efficient in their own peculiar way, Guard E Lou has an unusual method of solving crimes – they involve everyone!
Give us a call now: UK +44 (0)2030 112 215 USA 646-568-9880
The story so far
The Disorientated Express, probably one of the most luxurious trains in the world, is always fully booked. Even now, in 1938, with war looming menacingly on the horizon, her luxury Pullman coaches are packed with the travelling rich and famous making their way from Istanbul to Constantinople.
The train has excelled in reliability and punctuality over the years, but today all that is about to change. A famous rocket designer known as Werner Von Black, has been discovered in his sleeping compartment – dead.
The only question is, who killed him?
The line-up
Your cast play these parts, and every one of them has something to hide.
7 characters
The person responsible for solving the crime
Efficient in their own peculiar way, Guard E Lou has an unusual method of solving crimes – they involve everyone!
Austrian psychoanalyst
With a calm voice and wonderful bedside manner, Drew can be rather intrusive and has a tendency to focus on your dreams and childhood.
Swiss bank clerk
A wonderfully beguiling lady with pigtails, freckles and innocent expression. She is often seen in either her smart banking suit or her Swiss national dress.
Russian inventor
Pessimistic and pragmatic, Ivan is reliable and built to last, even if he does run on vodka!
Travelling salesperson
Somewhat secretive and never far from a suitcase of goods, Andy is often found sporting dark glasses and a trench coat.
German barber
Never without his trusty pair of scissors, Herr Cutt is round but well turned out, with a pencil moustache and slicked hair.
French cancan dancer
Always dressed to show off her fabulous legs, Kiki is always ra-ra-ready for anything.
New York Times reporter.
In scruffy jacket and trousers, Ed is always at the front of any action with his notebook and pen to the ready.
In casts of 9+
Lingerie shop owner.
Despite being an underwear retailer, Lida is always very conservatively dressed. She never wears her products, but always has a case of examples to hand.
In casts of 9+
French fashion designer.
With weird taste in clothing and gauche apparel, Jean Paul Gauteebeard is at the height of fashion - at least he thinks he is!
In casts of 11+
Singer.
Laden down with warm, woollen mittens and brown paper packages tied up with string, Maria is a bit of a shopaholic. Her favourite things take up a great deal of space.
In casts of 11+
Tourist and amateur photographer.
Snap happy and with an interest in anything photographic, Phil is dressed for a holiday and always has a camera slung around his neck.
In casts of 13+
Amsterdam diamond trader.
Working with diamonds every day has turned Jemma into a bit of a magpie. She rarely travels anywhere without her jewels and sparkly dresses.
In casts of 13+
Notes for the organiser
The inspector (Guard E Lou) can be played by a male or female person but is essential to make the game format work. We suggest you cast your primary "Organizer" in this role. Or have the most organised as a supporting role to the inspector to keep the game moving along and hand out information at the right time.
How it plays
It plays like our dinner party games, except only the cast are suspects. Everyone else sits in teams at their tables, asks the questions and decides whodunnit, how and why. An Inspector runs the show as master of ceremonies.
What's in the box
Everything you need to run the perfect event is in the game pack. You bring the cast. Costumes and props can add to the fun, but aren’t essential.
Download it the second you pay, or have us print, assemble and post the box. Both are exactly the same game — the difference is who does the printing.
Reviews
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So much fun! We loved the characters in this one!
What a hoot we had with this game- we organised it as a large charity fundraiser - which raised over £600 pounds. It was a sell out and everyone is coming back for more this year. This year will be our third murder mystery large group format purchased from red herring and they have always been very helpful - which was especially important for our first event.
The small print
So you can ensure this is appropriate for your group. If you have specific content you are trying to avoid please do reach out directly so we can look at the game in more detail for you.
Before you buy
If you can’t find an answer to your specific question do reach out via email or phone.
Well, like everything it all depends on meal service, serving, clearing, how many times you lose guests due to smoking breaks and toilet breaks. We usually say a standard event with a three course meal will take between two and three hours. But we know how things flex when you hit a fresh audience and a new venue. If you set arrival at 7pm for a 7.30pm start you can usually finish by 10pm. But just be aware this is reliant on guests and the venue’s serving and clearing speed. If you aren’t having a three course meal, expect things to speed up. 90 minutes is a common length of time for an event with no breaks.
In addition to printing out the game materials, you will often want props and costumes for the cast. Each game requires different props. Most are easy to source. If you would like to know the essential props for a specific script then please get in touch and we will forward you the instructions documents which contain the prop lists.
No. However most of our games are formatted in rounds to allow a three course meal. The only game format which works best without a three course meal is the Multi-room format.
We have adapted games in the past to work as “mix and mingle” affairs. If you’d like us to create something special for you to allow a mix and mingle event, then please email us.
Downloadable kit
If you’ve never bought a downloadable murder mystery game on-line before, or never played one (downloadable or otherwise) and want to find out more about it, then don’t worry – you aren’t the first.
We are so confident in the quality of our games – when you buy from us you are guaranteed a great night in or your money back!
All our downloadable dinner parties are supplied with:
Printed kits
When you select the printed option – what you are asking us to do is print your game for you. Your game will arrive by post, printed, ready assembled and packaged in a box.
Printed kits are exactly the same as downloadable kits, in terms of content – it’s just that instead of you printing the game, we print the game for you and it will arrive ready to go.
If you aren’t sure whether you would like us to print your game for you – then we are happy for you to change your mind. Simply contact us after purchasing the downloadable game and we will arrange to print and ship your order to you after you make the additional payment.
Our content ratings are based on the ESRB rating scheme.
All of our games are suitable for a reading age of 10+ though they may contain language that is difficult for some children to comprehend.
All ratings are based on content NOT suitability, which means TEEN games are CLEAN games, rather than only being suitable for teenagers.
TEEN games are often games which are most suitable for mixed audiences, corporate and church groups.
It is worth noting that all our murder mystery games are rated TEEN or above as murder counts as violence for younger children. Some children younger than teens will handle the reading level of a standard murder mystery plot but parents may find the content inappropriate. Which is why we always detail the content of our games so you can make a determination of your own. If in doubt – take a look at the free sample booklet to check this is OK for your group.
It is possible for us to adjust the reading level on some games to make it possible for younger children to play – if you think you’d like this – please just email us for help.
TEEN games will contain “tame” plot lines. This can include plot lines like
MATURE rated games don’t necessarily mean the games contain explicit language, or sexual references. However the themes will be more gritty. To give you some examples:
If you are unsure which game is appropriate for your group – there are two things you can try. The first is to open up the “trial booklet” which will give you a sample character from a 6 player game. The second is to call us on +44 (0)2030 112 215 and we’ll chat to you about the content of the games and help you find the one most appropriate for your party.
Sometimes it is possible to customise and amend genders of suspects in games, but not always. This is due to plot tangles and how involved certain characters are within a game. It is best to contact us to check what is and isn’t possible if you need a different skew of genders. If it IS possible, we can explain the costs it will be to amend it ourselves. But if budget proves to be a constraint – we can send you the game in MSword so you can modify it yourself once you know it’s possible.
We can take the stress out of party planning, and put the fun back into what can be a total headache by customising a murder mystery specifically to your party!
If you have an uneven mix of male and female participants, an unusual number of guests, or even just unusual guests, or a specific celebration in mind – then we are here to provide you with a personal service that will tailor a murder mystery game to your needs.
If you are looking for something fully bespoke then allow us to talk through with you what you are looking for and provide you with a free quote.
We are one of very few companies to supply both retail and commercial products as well as event management services.
We’ve always operated an honesty policy as we know our domestic and fundraising customers appreciate the ability to access murder mystery scripts at an affordable rate. HOWEVER we can only continue to do this if commercial customers order using the correct license.
We appreciate your honesty in this matter, and have put our key points below to help you decide if you are shopping on the correct license.
If after reading this you are still unsure which format you should be purchasing – just email us or call us on +44 (0)2030 112 215.
Finally, as you’re shopping with us, we are aware that not every option is available to you depending on your planned use. If you see something you would like to run commercially which isn’t available to you (e.g. you run a guest house and want to host a dinner party game for your guests) – please don’t try to cheat the system – just call us on +44 (0)2030 112 215 so we can chat to you – we will be able to work something out.
Your order confirmation email arrives straight after you pay, with a Download your game button. It signs you in to your account on our website, where each game is listed under Downloads: click a file to save it. Your games stay in your account, so you can sign in and download them again whenever you like.
If you were signed in when you paid, they’re in your account already.
When you click a file, your computer saves it, usually to its Downloads folder. If you can’t find it, search for the file name.
If you order a downloadable kit – the kit should be available instantly on a download link – and will also arrive via email with a link for you to download it.
If you order a printed kit or accessories and elect for standard service – this is shipped 48 tracked within the UK and Airmail outside the UK.
Approx arrival times for 48 hour tracked and airmail are:
If you elect for expedited shipping – we use a Courier or Royal Mail Next Day Delivery within the UK; and a courier outside the UK.
Approx arrival times on Expedited shipping are:
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