Inspector U. B. McNicked
The policeman responsible for solving the crime
Efficient in their own peculiar way, has an unusual method of solving crimes – they involve everyone!
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The story so far
In the quiet Scottish Island of Islayabout nothing ever happens. Life goes on, much as it has for countless years, springtime, tourist season, harvest, Hogmanay, Burns Night. Island life is tranquil and the islanders peaceable. At least they all thought they were.
This afternoon, the whisky baron of Glen Frick Whisky distillery, Toby Mory, was found in a vat full of his finest malt! And he wasn’t treading water while he sampled the latest batch. Oh no! He was dead – murdered no less!
Not only has the news of his death rocked the island, but it now appears one of the more colourful local residents could be the person responsible for Toby Mory’s untimely demise. The question is, which one is it?
The line-up
Your cast play these parts, and every one of them has something to hide.
7 characters
The policeman responsible for solving the crime
Efficient in their own peculiar way, has an unusual method of solving crimes – they involve everyone!
Gamekeeper
In well-worn deerstalker hat and scruffy tweed jacket, Blast McGrouse is lucky never to have been shot himself, he blends so well into the heather.
Ferry director
As director of the ferry company that runs to and from the Far Outer Hebrides, Sandy always wears a smart business suit.
A key member of the Mountain Rescue Team
In thermals and waterproof gear, Ben Nevis is never without his crampons, walking stick and faithful rope.
Tour boat operator
With binoculars, baseball cap and “Loch Mess Monster Tours” emblazoned across her clothing, Iona Fiddle would be easy to pick out in a crowd.
Jazz artist
With or without his saxophone, Kyle Lochalsh is the cool cat of jazz, dressing totally in black.
Barmaid
With a short skirt, high heels, fishnet tights and a low-cut top to show off all her assets, Paula works hard to please all her regular punters.
Policeman.
In or bursting out of his uniform, Duncan likes doing stake outs the best, especially if he’s managed to stop off at the bakers on the way.
In casts of 9+
Local gift shop owner.
In ethnic clothing and smelling of incense, Kate is a little like the gifts she sells in her shop: interesting, but quite useless.
In casts of 9+
Sewage worker.
As number one in the number two business, Ian McSlurry is never far from his oilskins and trusty wrenches.
In casts of 11+
Runs the local kebab shop.
With apron and fish slice ever to hand, Eileen is always ready to make really fast food.
In casts of 11+
Dentist.
In trousers and tunic, Phil McCavity takes an interest in everyone’s smiles.
In casts of 13+
Coffee shop owner.
Underneath the apron, Ena always dresses to coordinate with her floral tablecloths.
In casts of 13+
Notes for the organiser
The inspector can be played by a male or female person but is essential to make the game format work. We suggest you cast your primary "Organizer" in this role. Or have the most organised as a supporting role to the inspector to keep the game moving along and hand out information at the right time.
How it plays
It plays like our dinner party games, except only the cast are suspects. Everyone else sits in teams at their tables, asks the questions and decides whodunnit, how and why. An Inspector runs the show as master of ceremonies.
What's in the box
Everything you need to run the perfect event is in the game pack. You bring the cast. Costumes and props can add to the fun, but aren’t essential.
Download it the second you pay, or have us print, assemble and post the box. Both are exactly the same game — the difference is who does the printing.
Reviews
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This was one of the first ones I hosted and what a great one to start with! Great storyline and amazing characters that my cast really brought to life!
A great evening with £944 raised for our community centre. Everyone had a blast
We needed a MM for our family get together (30 people) We used the download kit and that's where the fun started from putting together the invitations to dreaming up goodie bags for all the guests. We needed a couple of extra parts for two grand children and made up assistants to two characters Paul Ice for UB McKnicked and Nessie Loch for Kate Nessglass. They shared the roles and it gave the children a lot of confidence in performing in front of the assembled company. The event itself was a roaring success and so much ad libbing from the cast made for an enjoyable evening. Great kit, well written and a blast!!
Death at the distillery was performed!!! At the village hall on Saturday evening and was an absolute hoot! We raised a fantastic £325.50 which is the icing on the cake towards our defibrillator fund, many thanks and we will be back once the cast have recovered
The small print
So you can ensure this is appropriate for your group. If you have specific content you are trying to avoid please do reach out directly so we can look at the game in more detail for you.
Before you buy
If you can’t find an answer to your specific question do reach out via email or phone.
Well, like everything it all depends on meal service, serving, clearing, how many times you lose guests due to smoking breaks and toilet breaks. We usually say a standard event with a three course meal will take between two and three hours. But we know how things flex when you hit a fresh audience and a new venue. If you set arrival at 7pm for a 7.30pm start you can usually finish by 10pm. But just be aware this is reliant on guests and the venue’s serving and clearing speed. If you aren’t having a three course meal, expect things to speed up. 90 minutes is a common length of time for an event with no breaks.
In addition to printing out the game materials, you will often want props and costumes for the cast. Each game requires different props. Most are easy to source. If you would like to know the essential props for a specific script then please get in touch and we will forward you the instructions documents which contain the prop lists.
No. However most of our games are formatted in rounds to allow a three course meal. The only game format which works best without a three course meal is the Multi-room format.
We have adapted games in the past to work as “mix and mingle” affairs. If you’d like us to create something special for you to allow a mix and mingle event, then please email us.
Downloadable kit
If you’ve never bought a downloadable murder mystery game on-line before, or never played one (downloadable or otherwise) and want to find out more about it, then don’t worry – you aren’t the first.
We are so confident in the quality of our games – when you buy from us you are guaranteed a great night in or your money back!
All our downloadable dinner parties are supplied with:
Printed kits
When you select the printed option – what you are asking us to do is print your game for you. Your game will arrive by post, printed, ready assembled and packaged in a box.
Printed kits are exactly the same as downloadable kits, in terms of content – it’s just that instead of you printing the game, we print the game for you and it will arrive ready to go.
If you aren’t sure whether you would like us to print your game for you – then we are happy for you to change your mind. Simply contact us after purchasing the downloadable game and we will arrange to print and ship your order to you after you make the additional payment.
Our content ratings are based on the ESRB rating scheme.
All of our games are suitable for a reading age of 10+ though they may contain language that is difficult for some children to comprehend.
All ratings are based on content NOT suitability, which means TEEN games are CLEAN games, rather than only being suitable for teenagers.
TEEN games are often games which are most suitable for mixed audiences, corporate and church groups.
It is worth noting that all our murder mystery games are rated TEEN or above as murder counts as violence for younger children. Some children younger than teens will handle the reading level of a standard murder mystery plot but parents may find the content inappropriate. Which is why we always detail the content of our games so you can make a determination of your own. If in doubt – take a look at the free sample booklet to check this is OK for your group.
It is possible for us to adjust the reading level on some games to make it possible for younger children to play – if you think you’d like this – please just email us for help.
TEEN games will contain “tame” plot lines. This can include plot lines like
MATURE rated games don’t necessarily mean the games contain explicit language, or sexual references. However the themes will be more gritty. To give you some examples:
If you are unsure which game is appropriate for your group – there are two things you can try. The first is to open up the “trial booklet” which will give you a sample character from a 6 player game. The second is to call us on +44 (0)2030 112 215 and we’ll chat to you about the content of the games and help you find the one most appropriate for your party.
Sometimes it is possible to customise and amend genders of suspects in games, but not always. This is due to plot tangles and how involved certain characters are within a game. It is best to contact us to check what is and isn’t possible if you need a different skew of genders. If it IS possible, we can explain the costs it will be to amend it ourselves. But if budget proves to be a constraint – we can send you the game in MSword so you can modify it yourself once you know it’s possible.
We can take the stress out of party planning, and put the fun back into what can be a total headache by customising a murder mystery specifically to your party!
If you have an uneven mix of male and female participants, an unusual number of guests, or even just unusual guests, or a specific celebration in mind – then we are here to provide you with a personal service that will tailor a murder mystery game to your needs.
If you are looking for something fully bespoke then allow us to talk through with you what you are looking for and provide you with a free quote.
We are one of very few companies to supply both retail and commercial products as well as event management services.
We’ve always operated an honesty policy as we know our domestic and fundraising customers appreciate the ability to access murder mystery scripts at an affordable rate. HOWEVER we can only continue to do this if commercial customers order using the correct license.
We appreciate your honesty in this matter, and have put our key points below to help you decide if you are shopping on the correct license.
If after reading this you are still unsure which format you should be purchasing – just email us or call us on +44 (0)2030 112 215.
Finally, as you’re shopping with us, we are aware that not every option is available to you depending on your planned use. If you see something you would like to run commercially which isn’t available to you (e.g. you run a guest house and want to host a dinner party game for your guests) – please don’t try to cheat the system – just call us on +44 (0)2030 112 215 so we can chat to you – we will be able to work something out.
Your order confirmation email arrives straight after you pay, with a Download your game button. It signs you in to your account on our website, where each game is listed under Downloads: click a file to save it. Your games stay in your account, so you can sign in and download them again whenever you like.
If you were signed in when you paid, they’re in your account already.
When you click a file, your computer saves it, usually to its Downloads folder. If you can’t find it, search for the file name.
If you order a downloadable kit – the kit should be available instantly on a download link – and will also arrive via email with a link for you to download it.
If you order a printed kit or accessories and elect for standard service – this is shipped 48 tracked within the UK and Airmail outside the UK.
Approx arrival times for 48 hour tracked and airmail are:
If you elect for expedited shipping – we use a Courier or Royal Mail Next Day Delivery within the UK; and a courier outside the UK.
Approx arrival times on Expedited shipping are:
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