Frank Lee Furtive – Transvestite scientist.
Sweet and sexual, from an as yet unexplored planet, Frank has rather unusual attire for a laboratory worker – stockings and a corset!
Madge Entatona – Maid.
Rather unorthodox, Madge is not what you might expect from an average suburban cleaner.
Venus Flytrapp – Walking talking plant.
Dressed entirely in green, Venus has very red lips and a larger-than-life personality.
Seymour Plants – Flower shop assistant.
With thick rimmed glasses and a V-neck sweater/vest, Seymour is not exactly a girl magnet. That’s what probably makes him an ideal employee!
Niff-Naff – Handyman.
Bald and creepy, Niff-Naff has a habit of lurking in dark corners.
Audrey Skidrow – Co-worker of Seymour Plants.
Shy, friendly and awkward, Audrey is a lisping, conservatively dressed blonde bombshell.
Chad Minors – Young American man and budding actor.
Self-conscious and keen to defend his fiancée from predatory advances despite his very staid taste in clothing.
Nanette Silly – Young American woman.
Easily led and somewhat naïve, Nanette is out of her depth and prone to screaming.
Cally Umbia – Entertainer.
Fond of bright colours, top hats and tails, Cally is a sequin-loving beauty with poor taste in men.
Phil Cavities – Sadistic dentist.
In a white coat and with various dental implements to hand, Phil is struggling with laughing gas addiction, but that doesn’t seem to stop him working.
Roxette Crystal – Greek chorus girl.
Showily dressed with matching gloves and shoes, Roxette’s well-coiffured hair and stage make up means she’s ready to burst into song whenever and wherever she’s needed.
Rocky Sixpack – A perfect man.
In just gold lame pants, very little is left to the imagination. Rocky is the blonde blue-eyed boy of your dreams!
Trixie Usherette – Cinema worker.
Equipped with her usherette flashlight and tray, you can stop her and buy one any time you need it.
Teddie Meatloaf – Pizza delivery boy.
An ugly greaser, Teddie is usually in denim or leathers and is a bit of a rocker.
Chanson Chiffon – Greek chorus girl.
Sweet voiced, bouffant -aired and in 1950s dress, Chanson is never far from Roxette’s side and just as ready to break into song.
Dr Grey Spott – Retired science tutor.
In tweed jacket and school tie, Dr Spott sports a pair of thick glasses and has a clinical, scientific mind.
Dink Dorkinson – Radio DJ.
Built with a body and face for radio, Dink has a dorkish sense of dress, a 50s hairdo and a really loud voice and laugh.
Mona Lott – Dental nurse.
Cynical and long suffering, Mona sports a sexy nurse’s outfit and is always ready to offer a supporting role with Phil’s treatment.
Anna Ryllis – Flower shop owner.
Grumpy, stingy owner of Ryllis Flower Shop, Anna always has a pair of secateurs and other tools of the trade in her apron.
Ray Gunns – Ghostbuster.
Always in the wrong place at the wrong time, Ray has blundered his way into the plot but is ready to shoot his way out of the problem if the need arises.