Blast McGrouse – Game Keeper.
In well worn deer stalker hat and scruffy tweed jacket, Blast McGrouse is lucky never to have been shot himself, he blends so well into the heather.
Misty Harr – Ferry Director.
As director of the ferry company that runs to and from the Far Outer Hebrides, Miss Misty Harr always wears a smart business suit.
Ben Nevis – A key member of the mountain rescue team.
In thermals and waterproof gear, Ben Nevis is never without his crampons, walking stick and faithful rope.
Iona Fiddle – Tour boat operator.
With binoculars, baseball cap and “Loch Mess Monster Tours” emblazoned across her clothing, Iona Fiddle would be easy to pick out in a crowd.
Mac Theknife – Jazz artist.
With or without his saxophone, Mac Theknife is the cool cat of Jazz, dressing totally in black.
Paula Nother – Barmaid.
With a short skirt, high heels, fishnet tights and a low cut top to show off all her assets, Paula works hard to please all her regular punters.
Duncan McDonut – Policeman.
In or bursting out of his uniform, Duncan likes doing stake outs the best, especially if he’s managed to stop off at the bakers on the way.
Kate Nessglass – Local gift shop owner.
In ethnic clothing and smelling of incense, Kate is a little like the gifts she sells in her shop: interesting, but quite useless.
Ian McSlurry – Sewerage worker.
As number one in the number two business Ian McSlurry is never far from his oilskins and trusty wrenches.
Eileen Donner – Owner of the local Kebab shop.
With apron and fish slice ever to hand, Eileen is always ready to make really fast food
Phil McCavity – Dentist.
In trousers and tunic Phil McCavity takes an interest in everyone’s smiles.
Ena Bannock – Coffee shop owner.
Underneath the apron, Ena always dresses to coordinate with her floral tablecloths.
Logan Aire – Pilot
Although he looks very smart in his captain’s uniform, Logan is, unfortunately, as unreliable as his island-hopping planes!
May West – Lifeboat coxswain
Ever a welcome sight for ships in distress, May loves her bright Day-Glo colours and is always ready to rescue a situation.
Donald Farsurtroosers – Ceilidh band leader
Sporting a kilt and full of enthusiasm, Donald is an exceptional crooner and a real ladies man.
Dr. Gaye Gordon – Local doctor.
With a compassionate bedside manner and stunning good looks, it’s hardly surprising Gaye’s asked to make a lot of house calls.
Pete Bog – Pig farmer.
In wellies and boilersuit, Pete is very strong and always as happy as a pig in the proverbial.
Heather Cladills – Schoolteacher.
Enthusiastic and energetic, Heather loves her striped jumpers and alice bands and always has a turned out bob.
Glen Morangie – Scientist.
Fond of equations and woollen jumpers, Glen is a stickler for accurate measures when ordering his drams.
Dee Canter – Tour guide on the Glen Frick estate.
Efficient, attractive and carefully groomed, Dee sports plenty of tartan to impress the tourists.