Willy Makit – Aging rockstar
Attempting to revive his career and full of bluster, Willy is still very 70s in fashion sense and sex appeal.
Ben Downingtreet – Prime Minister
A young bachelor, Ben is continually conscious of his presentation and is never seen without a suit and tie in public.
Ed Settera – Writer
Fond of Arran sweaters and continually scribbling, Ed has his head too far into his work to notice much else that goes on.
Dilly Duster – Maid
A Londoner through and through, Dilly is conscious of her “foul mouth” but sparkles despite her uniform.
Mia Culpa – Portuguese housemaid
Unassuming and plain when working, Mia has really come to life at the party with a fabulous designer dress. When she smiles she is a rare beauty.
Crystal Bahl – Newly-wed
Dazzlingly beautiful and with delicate features, Crystal turned heads at her wedding and continues to shine.
Art Decco – Art gallery event organiser
Looking very gay for a straight man, Art is well turned out and easy on the eye.
Dot Matrix – Lovestruck graphic designer
Always sniffling and never more than a hands-reach from her mobile phone, Dot is attractive, if a little frumpy.
Ivor Graffix – MD of graphic design company
Insensitive and fond of tweed jackets, Ivor owns the firm and always dresses down.
Lotta Graffix – Stay-at-home wife of Ivor
Windswept and always lurching from one family crisis to another, Lotta is pretty, but motherly.
Erma Huzzey – PA of Ivor Graffix
Oozing sex appeal, Erma excels in high boots, short skirts and low cut tops.
Hugh Canduitt – Rock star’s agent
A real deep personality lurks somewhere behind the jeans, t-shirt and beer guzzling front. Hugh is a teddy bear at heart.
Dakota Steer – American girl
With cowboy boots, hat, and a short skirt, Dakota is loving the whole British angle on her latest boyfriend.
Jason Raynbows – Waiter
Enthusiastic, if a little poorly presented, Jason makes up for his unassuming presence with huge self-confidence.
Betty Guzziniere – Body double
Blond and petite, Betty dresses demurely when she’s not totally naked!
Rudyard Well – Body double
Polite and conversational, Rudyard dresses for comfort, when he wears any clothes at all that is!
Barry De’Wiff – Recent widower
Maintaining an even keel despite recent tragic circumstances, Barry’s hair is always smart and he has a lovely Irish accent.
Candy Apple – Claudia Schiffer lookalike
A stunning blonde, this supermodel beauty will take your breath away whatever she is wearing.
Phil Anderer – US President
Diplomatic and smartly suited, Phil has an eye for the ladies and can be an incredibly charming smooth talker.
Juan Mooretuch – Shop assistant
Always happy to help, Juan is smartly dressed for the department store and always carries extra trimmings for any gifts.