Britney Sparks – The Princess of Pop.
Britney favours plenty of bling, possibly offset with a large Burmese albino python.
Topper Pops – A freelance music journalist.
Topper Pops is past his best and scruffily dressed in an old suit.
Emma Nem – Female white rapper, aka Marsha Mathers.
Born and raised on the mean streets of Detroit, Emma Nem is gangsta through and through.
Otto Tune – A reality TV star
Hungry for success, Otto Tune relies on charisma, good looks and fashion, because he certainly can’t sing!
Mr Big – Record company executive.
The main man in this business Mr Big dresses to impress.
Sue Perfan – Brett Pop’s number one fan!
Sue Perfan loved the 90s music and style and still hasn’t seen anything she likes better.