Herr Shave – Lawyer tasked with solving the crime.
Efficient in his own peculiar way, Herr Shave has an unusual method of solving crimes – he involves everyone!
Rich Bustard – Son of Earl Ed Bustard.
An aristocratic country gentleman who enjoys the outdoor life. Fishing, hunting and horse riding are just some of the fine pursuits he enjoys.
Snoop Hedgehogg – Rapper.
Self-styled gangsta-poet, giving a voice to the homeys on the street.
François Hollandaise – The distinguished French chef and gastronome.
A servant in Earl Ed Bustard’s house but a master in the kitchen.
Mike Rochip – Computer nerd.
Dresses informally in a geeky T-shirt. To him formal wear means a long-sleeved and short-sleeved T-shirt at the same time!
Gary Vinegar – Bitter ex-footballer.
Unlike Mr. Lineker, he does not have a spotless reputation.
Ben Lomond – Scottish outdoor adventurer and TV personality.
Enjoys a hard man image as a survival expert. Dresses practically with lots of pockets for head torches and flares etc.
Carey Tray – Elderly housekeeper.
A distinguished servant to the household. Standards are very important to him and his collar is always crisp and perfectly white.
Don Calzone – Italian Mobster.
A man of mystery. Devilishly handsome, he could kill someone with his looks, or with the stiletto hidden in his moleskin coat.
Reverend Brin Stone – Welsh Priest.
A traditional man of the cloth, Reverend Brin Stone preaches fire and brimstone to one and all.
Doug Oles – An eminent archaeologist.
A veteran scientist and academic well respected in his field.
Reggie Krayfish – Cockney used car salesman.
Bit of a dodgy geezer. He’ll do you a good price on a new motor, or if you fancy a genuine Rolex he’s got a box of 40 in the van outside.
Val Halla – Nordic ski-instructor.
Here tonight straight from the slopes.