PC Wallop – The policeman responsible for solving the crime
Efficient in his own peculiar way, PC Wallop has an unusual method of solving crimes – he involves everyone!
Max Murderson – Football Manager
Wearing a long camel hair coat and a smart suit, Max is immaculately dressed, but he’s got that hangdog expression that all football managers have when their team is losing.
Celia Smythe – owner and chairwoman of Fuddlesboro
In a blue striped football shirt, headscarf, tweed skirt and pearls, Celia exudes breeding and money.
Chopper Harry – Footballer, North-East born and bred
Wearing a mismatched strip and boots that his granddad might have worn, Chopper doesn’t exactly look Premiership material.
Renee Todd – Pie seller
With a grubby overall, saggy tights and a fag in her mouth, she’s a Health and Safety Officer’s nightmare.
Rick Fleecem – Investment banker
In a ‘Pinks’ shirt, ‘Gucci’ loafers and red braces, Rick exudes money.
Lacey Stocking – Girlfriend of Giovanni Costalotta
With her fake tan, fake nails and fake eyelashes, Lacey is a WAG with sex appeal. Her white stilettos, skin tight dress and gold handbag show she’s a classy little lady. Well, classy to some people!