Gold Thumb – The man with the Midas touch
Dripping in gold accessories and expensive clothing, Gold Thumb probably carries more carat than cash.
Kitty With-Claws – A pussy cat you wouldn’t want to mess with
This well dressed beauty is more than equipped to kill any would be suitor.
Scaryminger – The man with the golden bum
Living on a desert island, Scaryminger is always able to perfect his all over tan, right to his third nipple.
Cuttlefishy – More than a sweet distraction
With floaty dresses and serene expression you could be mistaken into thinking Cuttlefishy was an easy catch.
Ernst FuzzyFelt – The man with the white cat
Despite his keen love of white felines, Ernst’s dark suit never even carries a hair.
Miss Penny Farthing – Secretary
In business suit, or undercover, Miss Penny Farthing has never yet succumbed to any spy’s advances.
Dr Yes – Or is it No? Perhaps Undecided would be a better title
On one of his rare appearances away from his island, Dr Yes is simply a man in a suit – but with a dastardly plan.
Xenia Onabottom – A woman who knows how to take care of herself
With fast cars, glitzy dresses and the ability to kill with her thighs, Xenia is a nice girl when you get to know her – honest!
Felix Heavier – An ally within the CIA
When you want to send for the heavy mob, Felix is your man. He has a full six pack, as well as enough ammunition to sink a battleship.
Quadruple X – The Russian spy
In snow gear, or flimsy Egyptian dresses, Quadruple X is still a force to be reckoned with.
Gnaws – A solid tower of a henchman
Gnaws did have a nice smile, but unfortunately, frequent visits to the dentist have left him with more fillings than teeth.
Dr. Easter Jones – A scientific beauty
In vest top and shorts, or greasy overalls, there’s no denying Jones has a perfect figure, even if it is only 3.1415926.
Q – Master of gadgets at MI6.
Wearing a white lab coat and always having an array of top secret equipment to hand, Q is the only man in MI6 who packs more gadgets than the spies!
Dr Molly Hotflush – MI6 physician.
An attractive white-coated medical professional, Dr. Hotflush often wears a short skirted suit and heels under her white coat and is always on duty
Ivanna Romp– Masseuse.
Sultry and seductive, Ivanna has a calming Austrian accent and very smooth skin.
Elliot Palaver – Media mogul.
Cleanly pressed and never without his palmtop and other gadgets, Elliot isn’t a man to mess with.
Kissy Goodnight – Japanese secret agent.
An attractive woman with an athletic figure, Kissy is fond of her cultural heritage and will often don a kimono when she isn’t running around in a swimsuit.
Snick Snack – Henchman.
More British than the British, Snick Snack is a short Chinaman in a black suit with a bowler hat.
Elektra Queen – Oil baroness.
Seductively dressed and impressively bejewelled, Electra is a beauty with a very cold heart.
Le Chevre – Banker to the world’s terrorist organisations.
With scarring around his eyes and a tendency to cry blood, Le Chevre is immaculately dressed and never without a deck of cards.