Detective Inspector I. B. Clueless – The policeman sent to solve the crime
Efficient in his own peculiar way, Ian Buchanan Clueless has an unusual method of solving crimes – he involves everyone! If anything he is more like a bungling detective than a methodical one, but it has to be said, he does get results.
Professor Colin Fipmacintyre – University dean
A typical university professor with black gown covering a suit, Professor Fipmacintyre is a male chauvinist with a commanding presence and is a well rehearsed and confident speaker.
Colin Fipmacintyre is the first victim of the evening and can be played by the person who plays IB Clueless with a quick change of clothing and facial / headgear props.
Sandra Fipmacintyre – Colin’s wife
The immaculately presented wife of Colin Fipmacintyre, Sandra enjoys the privileges Colin’s position brings and has worked hard to achieve her high social standing.
Dr Sheila Fielding – University lecturer
Stern and studious, Dr Sheila Fielding has risen through the ranks of the university through sheer hard work and determination.
Justin Tomlinson – Archaeologist
Just back from the field, Justin Tomlinson has attended his uncle’s talk this evening to show his continued support. He tends to wear a jacket and trousers rather than a formal suit.
Ethan Fawkes – Archaeologist
A dashing dilettante who took up archaeology purely for something to do, Ethan managed to obtain university funding for a dig in Egypt, but in actual fact has used the money to fund a lavish way of life in Cairo.
Shona Donaldson – Head of the Student’s Union
An angry, sarcastic young woman, Shona Donaldson dresses in drab, unflattering clothing and objects to just about anything on principle.
Fabien Yahoui – Businessman and university sponsor
A charming French businessman, Fabien Yahoui has sponsored the university for many years and has a close friendship with the Fipmacintyres.