Ronne Tartine – Cafe owner.
Amiable but a little bit bumbling, Ronne likes to please everyone but this can get him into some sticky situations.
Ethel Tartine – Ronne’s wife.
Bonne viveuse, vivacious and flirty. A former cabaret singer, Ethel likes to entertain the guests in the cafe, but her efforts are not appreciated.
Herr Frick – Gestapo officer.
Frick is in charge of operations at the castle. He is cold and calculating. Nothing escapes his eye (or so he likes to think!).
Helga Suspender – A secretary in the German army.
A sexy fraulein with a somewhat exhibitionist streak and a penchant for silky undies!
Lieutenant Hubert Grosser – German Lieutenant.
Somewhat effeminate in manner, but with hidden depths.
Yvonne Le Bon-Bon – Cafe waitress.
A sweetie who likes to please, but don’t criticise her galettes.
Lieutenant Fairfield – RAF Officer.
Frightfully upper class and well spoken. Brave but a bit clueless.
Mini La Clonq – A waitress at the cafe and also a secret agent for the Resistance.
Mini’s a little intense and scary. You daren’t refuse her coffee!
Robert L’Eclair – Cafe pianist.
Robert is in fact a member of the Resistance and a master of disguises.
Micheline – French Resistance worker.
Resourceful and intelligent,she always gets the job done.
Madame La Panne – Mother-in-law of Ronne.
A sourpuss who’s hard to please,Madame La Panne has a room in the attic and frequently takes to her bed.
Captain Al Bertolli – Captain in the Italian army.
Bertolli has a chest full of medals but is nothing more than a cheesy lothario.
Herr Einrich VonTichyhausen – German Gestapo Officer.
Apart from the smaller stature, Herr Von tichyhausen is a mirror image of Herr Frick, right down to the limp!
Marie Celeste – Waitress
Busty and vivacious, Marie is flirty and fun to be around.
Officer Crabapple – British spy
Crabapple is a British spy posing as a French police officer, but his French accent is so appalling that only the Germans are fooled by him.
Delphine la Roquefort – Leader of the Communist Resistance
A feisty young woman, Delphine is ready for the revolution and will try and talk everyone round to her viewpoint.
Monsieur Alfred – Undertaker
Alfred helps the Resistance, but it’s a strain for his “dicky ticker”. He’d much prefer the quiet life, but with Germans in the village and a war on, there’s not much chance of that.
Elisabetta Bertolli– Wife of Al Bertolli
Elisabetta is a bit clueless. She follows orders as best she can, but often her best isn’t good enough and it can get her into scrapes.
Harriett (of the Résistance)
Resistance worker With pigtails in her hair and white ankle socks she looks like she should still be in the school playground.
Captain Hans Clutching – German officer
With his shirt collar undone, his cap at a jaunty angle and his shirt hanging out, he’s not your typical German officer