Elliot Mess – Mafia Inquisitor.
Efficient in his own peculiar way, Elliot Mess has an unusual method of solving crimes- he involves everyone!
Ma Scapone – The Matriarch of the Scapone family.
Larger than life and in floral clothing, Ma has never really moved with the times and is still often found in her kitchen stirring bolognaise sauce whenever the family come to visit.
Rick Otta – Al Scapone’s right hand man.
With sleek hair and pencil moustache Rick may look respectable in his tux, but he is never without his side arm, leg arm, rear waistband arm, up the sleeve arm…
Francesca Pancetta – Opera singer
Beautifully dressed in a stunning evening gown, Francesca’s dark eyes and fulsome lips have proved a strong temptation for many a man – fortunately her family have always been there to see off any unsuitable suitors!
Toni Calzone – Scapone’s muscles.
With a body builder’s physique clearly visible under his loosely fitting tux, it is easy to see why Toni became Scapone’s “Mr Fix-it”. Even among family Toni’s trusty violin case is never very far away.
Margarita Pizza – Scapone’s ditzy niece.
Young, enthusiastic and flirtatious, Margarita always dresses dangerously in low cut ruffling blouses and short skirts, luring in many unsuspecting men – which are then deemed unsuitable and consequently disposed of by her protective Uncle.
Nicky De’Lott – Scapone’s accountant.
A thin, slicked, weasel of a man, Nicky is always seen clutching his calculator, and like the rest of the gang, he too wears a tux – although his are always custom made.