Rich Bustard – Son of Earl Ed Bustard.
An aristocratic country gentleman who enjoys the outdoor life. Fishing, hunting and horse riding are just some of the fine pursuits he enjoys.
Fifty Pence – Rapper.
Self-styled female gangsta-poet, giving a voice to the homeys on the street.
Madame Bain-Marie – The distinguished French chef and gastronome.
A servant in Earl Ed Bustard’s house but a master chef in the kitchen.
Mike Rochip – Computer nerd.
Dresses informally in a geeky T-shirt. To him formal wear means a long-sleeved and short-sleeved T-shirt at the same time!
Gary Vinegar – Bitter ex-footballer.
Unlike Mr. Lineker, he does not have a spotless reputation.
Clare Grylls – Scottish outdoor adventurer and TV personality.
Enjoys a hard woman image as a survival expert. Dresses practically with lots of pockets for head torches and flares etc.
Carey Tray – Elderly housekeeper.
A distinguished servant to the household. Standards are very important to him and his collar is always crisp and perfectly white.
Dawn Corleone – Italian Mobster.
A woman of mystery. Devilishly beautiful, she could kill with her looks, or with the stiletto hidden in her designer coat.
Sister Holly Lewya – Irish Mother Superior.
A fearsome Catholic nun, Sister Holly Lewya preaches fire and brimstone to one and all.
Doug Oles – An eminent archaeologist.
A veteran scientist and academic well respected in his field
Reggie Krayfish – Cockney used car salesman.
Bit of a dodgy geezer. He’ll do you a good price on a new motor, or if you fancy a genuine Rolex he’s got a box of 40 in the van outside.
Val Halla – Nordic ski-instructor.
She’s here tonight straight from the slopes.
Brad Dude – American Snowboarder
Lives the alternative lifestyle to the full.
Perry Shilton – Society heiress.
Rich, beautiful and utterly snobbish, Perry thinks more of her pet chihuahua than she does of most people.
Louise Hamilton – First female Formula 1 World Champion.
A need for speed has led her to the top in a man’s world
Bud Diamonds – Diamond Smuggler.
A dashing citizen of the world, just back from the jungle and eager to make a sale
Dr Andy Oxidant – Prominent nutritionist.
Personal doctor to the stars and daytime TV personality.
Mannie Liebovitz – Veteran fashion photographer.
You take wonderful phots and are a picture of elegance yourself.
Lorra Money – Chavvy lottery winner.
Catapulted from Essex to exclusivity by a Euro Millions jackpot.
Al Penhorn – Busking Swiss musician.
A retired banker living a second life as a rustic troubadour