Rich Bustard – Son of Earl Ed Bustard.
An aristocratic country gentleman who enjoys the outdoor life. Fishing, hunting and horse riding are just some of the fine pursuits he enjoys.
Fifty Pence – Rapper.
Self-styled female gangsta-poet, giving a voice to the homeys on the street.
Madame Bain-Marie – The distinguished French chef and gastronome.
A servant in Earl Ed Bustard’s house but a master chef in the kitchen.
Mike Rochip – Computer nerd.
Dresses informally in a geeky T-shirt. To him formal wear means a long-sleeved and short-sleeved T-shirt at the same time!
Gary Vinegar – Bitter ex-footballer.
Unlike Mr. Lineker, he does not have a spotless reputation.
Clare Grylls – Scottish outdoor adventurer and TV personality.
Enjoys a hard woman image as a survival expert. Dresses practically with lots of pockets for head torches and flares etc.