Robin Luroll – CEO of SoftBott Toilet Tissue.
Ruthless and domineering, Robin is a redneck from Texas, often found in camo gear and a baseball cap when not in a smartly pressed business suit.
River O’Snott – Irish musical genius with numerous Number 1 hits.
Dishevelled in an arty way, River is relaxed, laidback and incredibly modest, which is an easy thing to be when you’re probably the 6th most wealthy individual in the world.
Paulie Chest – Fitness instructor.
Uber fit, with a You Tube channel and numerous followers on Twitter, Paulie is a fitness sensation and incredibly trim!
Phil Affall – TV personality.
Relaxed and jovial, Phil is a multiple award winner for a popular breakfast show. He’s developed the most amazing natural banter and has a head full of trivia!