Ronne Artois – Proprietor of the Café Congenial. Accommodating and irresistible to women, Ronne Artois treads a very thin line and gets his pleasure where he can.
Yvonne Gettemoi – Waitress.
Seductively attractive and with lots of admirable features which she certainly knows how to show off, Yvonne is accommodating in every respect.
Herr Flopp – Gestapo officer.
An unemotional man with quick intelligence and a devious mind, Herr Flopp is capable of all manner of disguises, though his limp often gives him away.
Mini Bonq-bonq – Waitress.
Small, blonde and feisty, Mini’s diminutive size is no boundary to her intensely passionate nature. Trained in combat, this isn’t a lover you want to turn down.
Lieutenant Hans Grubbier – German officer.
Currently on leave from the front, Hans Grubbier is an effeminate officer who drives a little tank, but has a big heart.
Private Zelda Deerhart – The Colonel’s secretary.
A model soldier in the German army, Private Zelda’s well-pressed uniform hides a wealth of saucy underwear and a passionate nature. She has a stern voice and a tendency to shout.